my 2012 election slogan
anastasiadreaming: “vote for obama because everyone else is scary as fuck”
And if I may speak with you forthright Without edge, without pretense, At last...– “To Address A Gentleman: An Ingénue’s Appeal” - Shawna Howson
❒ TAKEN ❒ SINGLE ✔ Waiting for a time lord in a...
konfusionwithak: I’ll just…um…wait…here….
No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...– President Barack Obama (via ithedivine)
tyleroakley: I bought one to shit with, to be honest.
higgitusfiggitus: I used to say I believed in God. Then one day I realized I didn’t. So I stopped saying that. That’s all. the end. No flirtatious banter with Satan over a cup of coffee occurred. There were no late night phone calls or pagan rituals in the woods.
Here’s the video of Emma Stone being flawless at the Oscars if you missed it. i love her so muchhhh
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit...
seabitch: All the feminism on the internet spoils me because as soon as i go outside i have to be around people who find kitchen jokes funny. One reason i like Dallas more than Charlotte: This statement isn’t true for me anymore. (I guess I hang around more informed people here?)
lyndez: allthecleverthings: jackiemakescomics: darkteabiscuit: halibear22: SHERLOCK! oh my god this fandom This is … it’s fandom. Yup, that’s the word to describe these things. The word “fandom” is now not only a noun but an adjective. “That’s so fandom you guysss.” AKSJDKS
Today is my first day off in a while to do list:
Don’t set an alarm Take Misty for a 30 minute walk Give Misty a bath Open a new bank account Get a phone Put purple in my hair again Buy dog food Do laundry Go to Walgreens for BC, Shampoo, bandaids, wisps, and various vitamins/medicine Get gas in my car Clean my room & bathroom Buy a desk and chair Go to Sallys and try to find hair dye I can use to make my hair red Work on...
gumbygron: remember when pottermore
thedailywhat: Oscars: Cirque du Soleil performers perform a movie-themed tribute to movies at tonight’s movie awards. [@zprophet_mma.]
hannahisawful: I wish I had those little dimples on my lower back that some people do those r cut3 All my cousins on my mom’s side have them, but I don’t. It’s ridiculous.
paint your own nebula →
konfusionwithak: Too gorgeous