tyleroakley: The Internet has just about everything. awwwww. I’m laughing so hard right now.
To Sleep or to Eat? That is the Question.
omg the original space jam website is still up →
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
metallikato: I see a little silhouetto of a man ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE Will you do the fandango? ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ ＡＮＤ ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ ＶＥＲＹ ＶＥＲＹ ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ Me! Galileo,Galileo Galileo,Galileo Galileo, Figaro magnificooooooooooo~
How to be classy in two easy steps:
konfusionwithak: tuesunefraise: Open this tab. Open this tab. I feel like I need a cigarette and a martini. I also just noticed that my hand automatically fell into the position of holding a drink and a cigarette.
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.– Oscar Wilde
FOX NEWS POLL: Obama +7 (and more) →
reagan-was-a-horrible-president: paxamericana: 4.(IF ROMNEY) What would you say is the main reason you are supporting Mitt Romney?(OPEN-ENDED – DO NOT READ) (Not Obama) 43% (He’s a Republican/conservative) 14% (Positions on the issues) 10% (Jobs/economy) 8% (Business background) 5% (Same-sex marriage) ...